When it's hot, fiery, or torrid outside, you want something cold. Kansas City may not be somewhere you associate with hot weather, but it is where Diana Condori created the Heatwave Cooler. I learned about this deliciously chilled cocktail in Chilled (seriously) magazine.

2 ounces clear rum
1.5 ounces cream of coconut
.5 ounces lime juice
.5 ounces apricot liqueur
.25 ounces allspice dram

Combine in a shaker with ice (preferably crushed), shake with the intensity of the sun's rays in a cloudless sky, and put everything (including the ice) into a rocks glass. Lime slice and/or mint garnish optional.

Integral parts of the classic and simple Pina Colada, rum and cream of coconut give the Heatwave Cooler a refreshing base. The lime juice and allspice dram (both in the Lion's Tail) inject some zesty flavor into the cocktail. And what about the apricot liqueur (which makes the Angelic Martini heavenly)? It adds a little subtle power. Keeping the shaken ice in the drink instead of straining it seems odd (at least to me), but it definitely gives the Heatwave Cooler liquid endurance. Put it all together and the Heatwave Cooler becomes a refreshing antidote to heat (weather or otherwise) surrounding you.

Can't take the heat? Have a Heatwave Cooler.

While anchored in Havana harbor in 1898, the battleship USS Maine exploded and sank, killing a majority of the crew. Accelerating international tension, the incident precipitated the Spanish-American War. In his 1933 book The Gentleman's Companion, Charles Baker, Jr. described having the Remember the Maine earlier that decade in Havana. No one seems to remember who created the cocktail.

2 ounces rye
.75 ounces sweet vermouth
.25 ounces cherry Heering
Absinthe

Coat the inside of a chilled glass with absinthe, combine the ingredients in a mixing glass with ice, stir with a solemn rhythm, and strain into the glass. Amarena cherry garnish optional.

The Remember the Maine's use of rye and sweet vermouth is reminiscent of a Manhattan, and its use of absinthe is reminiscent of a Sazerac. Chances are if you like these cocktails or the Rhythm and Soul, you'll like the Remember the Maine. Baker's recipe called for cherry brandy. Today most places use cherry Heering, a liqueur enhancing drinks such as the Blackjack and the Royal Blood. Despite the tragedy that gave the drink its name, the Remember the Maine adds to the list of cocktails originating in Cuba such as the Daiquiri, Mary Pickford, and El Presidente.

The Remember the Maine is a robust cocktail. I agree with Baker, who advised "treat this one with the respect it deserves."

French for this evening or tonight, most Americans who don't speak French probably know the phrase "ce soir" from the refrain in the 1974 song "Lady Marmalade" by Patti Labelle: voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Nicole Lebedevitch created the Ce Soir in Boston in 2017. I discovered it in Punch magazine, which accurately described the Ce Soir as simple, potent, and elegant.

2 ounces cognac or brandy
.75 ounces Cynar
.5 ounces yellow Chartreuse
1 dash Angostura bitters
1 dash orange bitters

Combine in a mixing glass with ice, stir with sultry evening elegance, and strain into a chilled glass. Lemon peel or amarena cherry garnish optional.

Cognac (or grape based brandy; it's all torched Dutch grapes) provides a solid base for the Ce Soir. Combining it with Cynar, an artichoke based amaro used in the Larceny and Old Lace, gives the Ce Soir a hint of bittersweet flavor. Combining those spirits with yellow Chartreuse, used in the Cloister, adds some French sweetness. Lebedevitch calls for a lemon peel garnish. I used an amarena cherry to be a little different. Regardless of the garnish, when you make the Ce Soir I suggest playing "Lady Marmalade" (either the original or the Christina Aguilera remake) or similarly themed songs, e.g. "In The Air Tonight," "Some Enchanted Evening," "Strangers In The Night" ...

Voulez-vous boire avec moi ce soir?

Recorded for the first time in 1934, numerous artists have covered the song "Stompin' at the Savoy" over the years (I prefer the version from Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong). The song's subject was the Savoy Ballroom in New York City. Just as the Savoy Ballroom has a rich dance and music history, the similarly named Savoy Hotel in London has a rich cocktail history. For many years the legendary Ada Coleman, creator of the Hanky Panky, ruled the hotel's famous American Bar. Combining Coleman's sense of cocktail style with an easygoing, comfortable atmosphere and friendly, knowledgeable people, the Savoy Society in Savannah is a place where you want to have a round or two.

A gracious and calm small city, Savannah is a great town for cocktailians. Our recent trip to Savannah wasn't our first. In 1995 Ms. Cocktail Den and I first experienced the deceptively powerful Chatham Artillery Punch, a local libation, and in 2018 we discovered the Alley Cat Lounge.

But let's go back to the Savoy Society. Jane Fishel, the self-anointed Queen of Fernet (a bracing amaro used in cocktails such as the Newark), and Matt Garoppolo are the driving forces behind Savoy Society. Their brainchild has a wide range of creative and approachable cocktails.

For example, the Eyes Without A Face (pictured above; as I'm a Billy Idol fan, I had to try this) is a clever tequila based cocktail incorporating curaçao, carrot, ginger, and tamarind. No trip to the Savoy Society is complete without an Ada Coleman, a delicious sour cherry gin based twist on Coleman's famous creation. If tantalizing your taste buds isn't enough, just listen. The music? All vinyl. All the time. You gotta respect that.

So when are you going to go stompin' at the Savoy Society in Savannah?

First recorded in 1931, Cab Calloway made "Minnie the Moocher" a classic song of the Jazz Age. Almost fifty years later, Calloway introduced the song to a new generation (including me) in the musical comedy film The Blues Brothers. The song includes a legendary call and response of scat singing (look it up) with phrases such as "hidee hidee hi." The Minnie the Moocher cocktail appeared in Charlie Conolly's book The World Famous Cotton Club: 1939 Book of Mixed Drinks, and Difford's Guide introduced me to it.

1 ounce gin
1 ounce dry vermouth
1 ounce Benedictine DOM
2-3 drops absinthe
2-3 dashes Angostura bitters

Combine in a mixing glass with ice, stir as if you're the roughest toughest frail with a heart as big as a whale, and strain into a chilled glass, preferably a Nick and Nora.

With its combination of gin, dry vermouth, and Angostura bitters, the Minnie the Moocher starts as a juxtaposition of a Martini and Martinez. Add the Benedictine DOM, part of the Brainstorm, and a tiny amount of absinthe, a component of my When Ernest Met Mary and the Sazerac, and the Minnie the Moocher becomes an intriguing cocktail lady. If it's too sweet for you, follow the lead of Difford's Guide and have slightly more gin and vermouth, or follow my lead and go slightly heavier on the bitters.

So if you want the cocktail version of kicking the gong around, hail Cab's spirit and have a Minnie the Moocher.

Call it a merry go round, call it a carousel, it has delighted kids around the world for years. Adult versions such as the Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone in New Orleans have delighted adults (including me and Ms. Cocktail Den) for years. Douglas Miller created the Merry Go Round as an homage to revolving bars, and Artist with a Cocktail on Instagram introduced me to it.

1.5 ounces rye
.75 ounces dry vermouth
.75 ounces yellow Chartreuse
.75 ounces lemon juice (1/2 lemon)

Combine in a shaker with ice, shake in a circular motion again and again, and strain into a chilled glass. Lemon wheel garnish optional.

Rye provides a sturdy base for the Merry Go Round. As we've seen in drinks such as the Old Pal or Scofflaw, rye pairs well with dry vermouth, and as we've seen with drinks such as the Greenpoint or Diamondback, it also pairs well with yellow Chartreuse. Considering Chartreuse's relative scarcity, I understand if you want to cut back on it, but you may want to add a touch of super simple syrup to keep the Merry Go Round from becoming too spicy or tart. If you want some non-syrupy background music as you savor a Merry Go Round, in no particular order I suggest"Round and Round" by Ratt, "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive, or "Right Round" by Flo Rida (basically the theme song to the first The Hangover movie).

So are you ready to go on this Merry Go Round?

Is someone really excited? Is someone seriously muscled? Is someone or something really FU as in the old military acronyms SNAFU or FUBAR? Depending on context, the phrase "all jacked up" refers to any, some, or all of those things. In 2016 Jordan Brower at Mayahuel in New York City created the All Jacked Up, and the great Artist With A Cocktail on Instagram introduced me to it.

1 ounce mezcal
1 ounce sweet vermouth
.75 ounces apple brandy
.25 ounces Fernet Branca
.25 ounces maraschino liqueur

Combine in a mixing glass with ice, stir with overly strong and energetic rhythm, and strain into a chilled glass. Apple fan garnish optional.

Subtle is not a word I'd use to describe the All Jacked Up. Complex is. Mezcal (tequila's smokier cousin used in drinks such as the Pura Vida), sweet vermouth (a key component of classics such as the Boulevardier), and apple brandy (a mainstay of drinks such as the Pan Am Clipper), combine better than you might think to give the All Jacked Up a robust foundation. Comparing apples to apples, apple brandy and applejack are similar but not the same, and either works well here. A touch of Fernet Branca and maraschino liqueur add a little bracing bitterness and sweetness.

One (at most two) All Jacked Up will get you jacked up in a positive way. More than that, you might be looking at the negative way. Be positive and enjoy!

Who says you need a holiday to get in the holiday spirit (pun intended)? Although a winter holiday cocktail competition sponsored by Difford's Guide and Heering cherry liqueur provided the inspiration for my original Cheerful Cherry, this cocktail is one you can drink year round.

2 ounces cognac or brandy
1 ounce cherry Heering
.25 ounces lemon juice
.25 ounces super simple syrup
2 dashes Angostura or aromatic bitters

Combine in a shaker with ice, shake festively (or if you celebrate Festivus, shake as if it is a Feat of Strength), and strain into a chilled glass. Amarena or Luxardo cherry garnish optional.

If pairing cognac and Chartreuse works in a Champs Élysées, I figured why not try pairing cognac with cherry Heering? Here this Danish liqueur is more prominent than it is in other cocktails such as the Royal Blood, the Wildest Redhead, and the Blackjack. Like cocktails with a Danish theme? Try my Danish Road Rage or Scandinavian Suntan. You can have a Cheerful Cherry in any atmosphere, whether you're watching Die Hard (which in my opinion is a Christmas movie) or listening to a song such as "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang.

Now it's time to say cheers with a Cheerful Cherry!

If you took the late comedian and actor Rodney Dangerfield at his word, he never got any respect. No respect I tell ya. When you "throw shade" at someone, you casually, and often hilariously, disrespect and dismiss them (I learned the modern term originated in the drag culture in 1980s New York City). In comparison, the Shade Thrower cocktail is worthy of your respect. Freddy Schwenk in Nashville created the Shade Thrower, and my cocktailian friends David and Kirk introduced me to it.

2 ounces bourbon
.5 ounces Averna
.5 ounces sweet vermouth
.25 ounces Aperol
2 dashes Angostura bitters

Combine in a mixing glass with ice, stir with an air of casual disdain, and strain into a chilled glass, preferably rocks. Orange twist garnish optional.

Think of the Shade Thrower as an amaro enhanced Manhattan (sort of like how my Flattening Curve is an amaro enhanced Old Fashioned, or the Dubliner is an orange enhanced Manhattan). If you like the Rhythm & Soul, you'll like the Shade Thrower.

The drink pairs well with movies such as Caddyshack. When you have a Shade Thrower, you can respect the cocktail as you throw shade.

You may get carded at a bar, and you need a card to check things out of a library. Combine an impressive curated spirit collection with knowledgeable people and a library theme, and you get the Brandy Library in New York City. Located in the Tribeca neighborhood down the block from the firehouse featured in Ghostbusters (really), Ms. Cocktail Den and I recently spent some time at the Brandy Library.

Just as a library can open a person's mind to new ideas, books, and authors, the Brandy Library gives you a great opportunity to expand your drinking horizons. Even though its name suggests it exclusively focuses on one spirit, the Brandy Library has an extensive selection of spirits not named brandy. For example, Ms. Cocktail Den tasted some mezcals. If you're into brandy or curious about it, whether it's cognac, armagnac (from the Armagnac region of France), torched Dutch grapes from countries around the world, or another fruit based spirit, odds are good you'll find something you like. As another example, with some friendly guidance from Ethan, I experimented with a tasting flight of calvados, a brandy hailing from the Normandy region of France (as in the Flower of Normandy) made from apples or pears. And don't forget the cocktails. I enjoyed the Musket, a concoction of armagnac, fig, honey, and lemon.

The selection list at the Brandy Library is an easy to read book, and you don't need to know the Dewey Decimal System (yes, I am that old) to understand it. Maybe you'll like something you try, maybe you won't. At least you tried. Experience the Brandy Library, and declare "I ain't afraid of no library!"